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{"type":"standard","title":"Elgin Historic District","displaytitle":"Elgin Historic District","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5360038","titles":{"canonical":"Elgin_Historic_District","normalized":"Elgin Historic District","display":"Elgin Historic District"},"pageid":28684366,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Elgin_Davidson_Park.JPG/330px-Elgin_Davidson_Park.JPG","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Elgin_Davidson_Park.JPG","width":3000,"height":4000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283131207","tid":"97140ac2-0d84-11f0-8dfa-be5e838e2116","timestamp":"2025-03-30T16:32:37Z","description":"Historic district in Illinois, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.03638889,"lon":-88.27444444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elgin_Historic_District","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elgin_Historic_District?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elgin_Historic_District?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Elgin_Historic_District"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elgin_Historic_District","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Elgin_Historic_District","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elgin_Historic_District?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Elgin_Historic_District"}},"extract":"The Elgin Historic District is a set of 697 buildings in Elgin, Illinois. Of these, 429 contribute to the district's historical integrity. The district is the oldest portion of the city, and contains mostly residences and churches. Other buildings in the district include an art museum, a masonic temple, and the Elgin Academy. Listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1983, the district also contains three properties that were already individually listed: the academy, the First Universalist Church, and Gifford-Davidson House.","extract_html":"
The Elgin Historic District is a set of 697 buildings in Elgin, Illinois. Of these, 429 contribute to the district's historical integrity. The district is the oldest portion of the city, and contains mostly residences and churches. Other buildings in the district include an art museum, a masonic temple, and the Elgin Academy. Listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1983, the district also contains three properties that were already individually listed: the academy, the First Universalist Church, and Gifford-Davidson House.
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