{"type":"standard","title":"Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl","displaytitle":"Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5416274","titles":{"canonical":"Evelyn:_The_Cutest_Evil_Dead_Girl","normalized":"Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl","display":"Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl"},"pageid":9179202,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Evelyn_The_Cutest_Evil_Dead_Girl_film_poster.jpg","width":277,"height":360},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Evelyn_The_Cutest_Evil_Dead_Girl_film_poster.jpg","width":277,"height":360},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1259791684","tid":"9c405514-ac62-11ef-88e0-b90806ef1d1c","timestamp":"2024-11-27T01:55:00Z","description":"2002 Canadian film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn%3A_The_Cutest_Evil_Dead_Girl","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn%3A_The_Cutest_Evil_Dead_Girl?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn%3A_The_Cutest_Evil_Dead_Girl?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Evelyn%3A_The_Cutest_Evil_Dead_Girl"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn%3A_The_Cutest_Evil_Dead_Girl","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Evelyn%3A_The_Cutest_Evil_Dead_Girl","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn%3A_The_Cutest_Evil_Dead_Girl?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Evelyn%3A_The_Cutest_Evil_Dead_Girl"}},"extract":"Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl is a 2002 black comedy short film directed by Newfoundlander Brad Peyton. It stars Nadia Litz in the title role, and Joshua Close, and is narrated by Maurice Dean Wint. The film is sometimes called Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl Ever.","extract_html":"
Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl is a 2002 black comedy short film directed by Newfoundlander Brad Peyton. It stars Nadia Litz in the title role, and Joshua Close, and is narrated by Maurice Dean Wint. The film is sometimes called Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl Ever.
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Pascal Steinwender is a German professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Kickers Emden.
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